the name's hunter, dtf, i like coffee, cameras, music and i'm in college. also on youtube, first one to find me wins 20 bucks.

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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officialunitedstates:

armagetto:

officialunitedstates:

the hardest part about being in the fbi is remembering all the acronyms.  fbi?  i have no idea what that stands for.  lol?  what is that

Federal Bureau of Investigation

thanks i’m an absolute idiot so this helped a lot

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

who deleted my caption off this? the entire point of me taking this picture was to point out the pretentiousness at my school and without the caption its just a pretentious picture…. whatever if yall want it like this take it i hope it gets featured on every pale and photo blog there is but just know that i took this picture while i was pooping

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

who deleted my caption off this? the entire point of me taking this picture was to point out the pretentiousness at my school and without the caption its just a pretentious picture…. whatever if yall want it like this take it i hope it gets featured on every pale and photo blog there is but just know that i took this picture while i was pooping

breadmaakesyoufat:

myheartbeatsliketimpanidrums:

dxmndelion:

how much would it cost to buy fall out boy

Probably more than you bargained for.

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(Source: 5sos-stfu)

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

(Source: gloomyteens)

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

officialunitedstates:

I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains.  let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps

thumbsup4rockandroll:

(Source: funnymushroom)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

gilbertbielschmidt:

i was joking but then i checked and i—-

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that